Posted on: July 1st, 2009 Neil teaches - Sophistication 101

In this lesson - “An english accent in one easy step”.

In any sentence with the word “First” - simply replace it with the word “Fist”.

Try saying it out loud at home with these examples:

1.  The fist shall be last and the last shall be fist.
2.  Go ahead, you’re fist.  You were here fist.
3.  Fist, get your hand off me.

Wasn’t that easy?   Now go impress your friends.

Posted on: June 29th, 2009 Music to edit to - Part 1

Or write to.
Or mow the lawn.
Or anything.

Music moves me.  Helps me think.  Helps me escape.

Try this soundtrack from the Motion Picture “Home” by Armand Amar.

Posted on: June 24th, 2009 14 x 14

For those of you who obsess about nice, neat orderly fashion (or anything for that matter)… Then you can understand how I feel every time I walk into a clothing store.

Those perfect piles. Just taunting me. Challenging my manhood.

That was before Gina bought me “Excalibur”. This Flip-Fold makes me squeal with glee because in 3 simple moves… I have heaven in a square of neatly folded warm shirts. (They’re warm because of the glow from my heart)

Quite honestly the best gift I’ve ever received. A distant second was my Back to the Future remote control Delorean I received at age 11.

Posted on: June 23rd, 2009 If everybody jumped off a bridge…

I wonder what the next big idea will be in the church?

But I also wonder how long it will take if everyone is doing what everyone else is doing?

“Xerox is a copying device that can make rapid reproduction of human error possible”