Posted on: July 16th, 2008 ideas that won’t work – #001
I’m not much of an inventor…but there’s a few things I’m thinking won’t take off.
1. An automatic mailing program that detects spam and then physically mails a can of Spam to the sender.
2. Urine powered cars. Everybody’s making it…why not tap into that unlimited resource?
3. Makeup Tattoos. Oh, wait…that’s already been done. And poorly.
4. Fresh breath implants. It’s like a time released Listerine capsule imbedded in your mouth. Right now, you’re picturing someone you work with who really needs this.
4 Responses to “ideas that won’t work – #001”
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Ayrton Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 7:58 pmdid you see the car they’ve made that does run on urine? http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=84561 I mean they say tea works, and isn’t that just a tastier version of urine.
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Benji Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 8:46 pmDude, if you had glands in your mouth that secreted Listerine, that would rule… except when you’re making out.
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Darrell Johnson Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 11:29 pmwell it would lessen the number of stops on the trips to Ohio.
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Brad Ruggles Says:
July 30th, 2008 at 8:56 amHey, those are some great invention ideas! I’d buy them.
Other than the pee-powered-car. I mean, how embarrassing to have to pull over and pee in your car. And what if you have a shy bladder and can’t go when people are watching?
